oopsavirginedge:

aintasuperhero:

doctorscience:

localisedinsanity:

veritablecesspool:

tardisbluecrayon:

areyouasking:

solar-tsunami:

There isn’t a book near me, so that means I won’t have one. Which is true. As with the past 21 years of my life.

I guess it makes sense, when you really think about it.

The straw knight jousts better than that one.

Like spoken languages, ASL has rules for constructing words from a small set of combining elements, and rules for binding its words together into sentences and discourses. 

Note: If this exercise is being done outside of a classroom, participants should pair up with a friend at university or work and take turns sharing stories as explained above.

I WISH I WAS JOKING BUT:

“She is giving herself over completely, light hands at her waist”

WHELP

“You want to be careful with her,” Fetnab said.

um

“She died in the snow last winter,” said Tiffany, slowly.

ah yes

“The next day, after a meal of fish and lettuce, the children were ready to go on with the building of their house in the willow thicket.”

Um…this doesn’t really work if there happens to be an old Enid Blyton book nearby, does it? Either that or there’s some kinky, and possibly illegal, shit gonna go down this year.