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Mass Effect pick up lines:

eternalshiva:

asphyxi4tion:

Hey girl, how much omni-gel would it take to bypass your panties?

Hey girl, its not Prothean but I have a beacon that will give you visions.

I want to cure your Genophage.

I want to accelerate through your Mass Relay.

I’d love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies.

I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean

bwahahahaha! I would pretty much instantly go out with anyone who had the nerve to use one of these.

Reblogged 3 months ago from fuckyeahdiomedes (Originally from asphyxi4tion)
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    That’s the reason why Shepard always gets laid. ALWAYS.
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    I’m so using these.
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    (If one is a hanar) Does this one like hentai? Because I can see where this is going…
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    I’d like to launch my probe into Uranus.
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